Results from the inaugural ULTIMATE WRESTLING
"A NEW BEGINNING" show from Pensacola,FL
(4-14-2007)
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While others are continuing and will more than likely continue their vindictive tirade
of hatred, jealousy and idiotic, uncivilized gibberish towards this new Gulf Coast
independent wrestling organization, Ultimate Wrestling, in MY opinion, had a
successful show that, without question, lived up to its hype in which the audience in
attendance were a witness to a entertaining, energetic wrestling show that
enthralled and captivated them into an over-exuberant frenzy.
The show even started off with a bang before any of the matches took place as
General Manager Red "The Enforcer" Anderson and Utimate Wrestling Chief
Executive Officer Alexander Hearse III got into a heated quarrel between one
another. As Anderson had Hearse backed in the corner, UW security guard Fabian
"Bulldozer" Graham pulled Anderson off of Hearse as the two individuals got into a
battle of fisticuffs.
However, it was Anderson who had the last laugh as he pulled out a pair of brass
knuckles and KO’d Graham.
Two other members of UW security ran in,only to share the same fate that
"Bulldozer" did as "The Enforcer" laid out them as well making it worse than a
multiple car pileup on Interstate 10 by the Wallace tunnel. Anderson walked back to
the locker room with his arm boldly raised in triumph with order soon restored
afterwards as other members of Ultimate Wrestling security brought back their
fallen, unconscious colleagues.
With that being said, here are the results from the Ultimate Wrestling debut show:
MATCH #1:
The team of Hot And Heavy ,D.J. Pringle and Damian LaVaye defeated the team of
the behemoth known as Kray-Z and Steve O' Malley.
Hot And Heavy persevered as Lavaye finished off O' Malley with a running
powerslam and a 1-2-3 victory.
(10:41)
MATCH #2:
The team of New Era Maze and Cruze absolutely obliterated, annihilated and
abominated the team of El Guappo and Juantastico.
Guappo and Juantastico showed a little bit of offense, but most of the entire match
was totally dominated by New Era.
New Era finished off Guappo with their finishing move that has won many a match
for them, the Kagemoosh.
Despite the fact that they pinned the illegal man (Juantastico was the legal man in
the ring that was thrown out of the ring after a brief surge of momentum), New Era
nonetheless dominated and reigned supreme as they won the 2nd match 1-2-3.
(12:09)
MATCH #3:
As action took place both inside and outside the ring, it was a back and forth,
intense, stiff, donnybrook of two rivaled cruiserweights as Lil' Shooter Kory Jackson
defeated 2 Quik as he finished off The Quikster with a diving top rope frogsplash and
a 1-2-3 victory.
(6:55)
MATCH #4:
In a match that turned out to be nothing more than a basic squash, Nick Bondage
accompanied by his manager, Waylon Prophet (who showed somewhat a striking
resemblance to lead singer Lemmy Kilmister from the legendary music group
Motorhead) defeated indy newcomer K.C. Stylez. Throughout the early stages of
the match, Bondage was pretty much evading as he was ducking and dodging his
opposition. It was only a brief "smoke-and-mirrors" trick as Nick Bondage returned
to form as he finished off Stylez with a tilt-a-whirl side powerbomb, a hook of the leg
pin cover and a 1-2-3 victory.
(4:58)
MATCH #5:
One of the best matches that took place on this night was an exhilarating one-on-
one encounter as it pitted Mr. Omega Sirus Lavey, who was accompanied by his
manager/valet, "The Venomous Vixen" Vain Lavey against a vast, well adept
wrestler and muscular adonis, Caesar, who was accompanied by his manager/valet,
"The Simply Stunning Princess" Kimberly.
Both of these wrestlers went at it tooth and nail going back and forth displaying
tremendous skill and ability.
Near the end of the match when it appeared that Caesar had the match won after
giving Sirus a powerslam off from an Irish Whip,Vain Levay climbed up on the ring
apron to distract the referee.
Kimberly soon walked around the ring towards Miss Vain, pulled her off from the ring
apron and the mother of all catfights ensued afterwards.
From my vantage point, "The Simply Stunning Princess" was all over mounting on top
of "The Venomous Vixen" like the proverbial phrase white on rice.
Meanwhile, back in the ring, Sirus Lavey lit up Caesar with his finishing moved called
"The Switch" as he covered and hooked his leg for the 1-2-3 victory.
(10:21)
MATCH #6/3 WAY DANCE:
It was a match between Mr. Fantasy, who was accompanied by his manager/valet,
Sexy Samantha, the extremely bizarre, off the wall individual known as Vinnie
DeBlade, accompanied by his manager, Uncle Mike and the colorful, whimsical, oft
times playful, Androgynous Warrior that is Dan Delicious.
Neither Fantasy, Vinnie or even UW referee Justin Sync knew what to do or how to
handle the likes and unorthodox uncanniness of Dan Delicious from the get go of this
match.
A little while after, both of the aforementioned took turns beating down and
stomping on Delicious as they also went at each other during various points in the
match.
Near the end of the match, as Sexy Samantha climbed on the ring apron to distract
referee Justin Sync, Mr. Fantasy went into the ring with steel chair in hand and took
it to Dan Delicious. Fantasy then went after Vinnie with that steel chair.
He swung at him and missed.
The momentum of the miss went to the ring ropes and it ricocheted hitting Fantasy
on the temple of his forehead knocking him for a loop.
Vinnie covered Fantasy and hooked his leg for the 1-2-3 to end a beguiled 3 way
dance.
(7:55)
As if the action at Ultimate Wrestling wasn't hot enough already, it got even much,
much, much hotter as the much heralded Ultimate Diva Contest took place as the
participants consisted of Kimberly, Lacey Rose, Charity, Irresistible Danielle, Vain
Levay and Sexy Samantha.
In MY humble honest opinion, it was much too hard to choose a winner amongst the
bevy of very beautiful deities that embellished the center of the ring. However, the
wrestling fans, particularly the majority of male fans that were in the audience
through their boisterous, vociferous, and amorous adorations decided that the
Ultimate Diva contest would be between two ladies, Irresistible Danielle and Lacey
Rose.
In the end, in a tight race that was much too close to call, it was The Irresistible One
that emerged victorious by popular demand.
However, all of a sudden, the celebrated coronation on Irresistible Danielle would be
soon short lived as Charity brutally and attacked her from behind.
A very livid, infuriated and jealous Charity got on the microphone voicing her
displeasurable distaste and disdain of the rendered decision to the fallen victor like a
spoiled 5 year old child.
A little while later, order was restored and a highly upset Danielle walked back to the
dressing room under her own power.
MATCH #7/SEMI MAIN EVENT:
It was the match between two very competitive and truly outstanding wrestlers as it
was [B]"The Old School Assassin" John Saxon, who as always was accompanied by
his very beautiful manager/valet, Irresistible Danielle as he took on Mercury McLoud.
Before the match commenced, John Saxon got on the microphone saying very
unflattering pleasantries to the UW fans in the crowd of Pensacola, FL and also
called out UW General Manager Red Anderson expressing in bitter candor about him
not being involved in the soon to be taking place main event match to crown the 1st
ever Ultimate Wrestling Heavyweight Champion.
Anderson replied and officially decreeing that the match between Saxon and McLoud
would be a #1 contender's match for the Ultimate Wrestling Championship.
The match ensued as both men being as highly competitive as they are went at each
other.
Saxon then really worked on McLoud dominating and showing his prowess
throughout most of the match.
McLoud gave it a valiant and gallant effort, but in the end,it was Saxon that emerged
victorious to claim the #1 contendership for the Ultimate Wrestling Heavyweight
Championship as he finished off McLoud with his "School's Out" behind the back
powerslam and a 1-2-3 victory.
MATCH #8/THE MAIN EVENT for the ULTIMATE WRESTLING Heavyweight
Championship:
It was a match between Minotaur, who was accompanied by his manager, the highly
controversial Eddie G. and his manager/valet, "The Captivating Knockout", Charity,
against the very popular Kornbred who was accompanied by his trusty, faithful
wooden sidekick, Plankie.
It was a Battle Of The Behemoths and a encounter of immense proportions to crown
the inaugural Ultimate Wrestling Heavyweight Championship.
Both men went at they were trading blows and vicious clotheslines with one another.
Both Eddie G. and Charity on numerous occasions used underhanded chicanery
during the match doing anything and everything they could to give their man
Minotaur an upper handed advantage.
Eddie G. even had the utter audacity to Plank-nap Plankie away from Kornbred.
That is definitely one thing that nobody ever wants to do, taking away Kornbred's
companion away from him.
Once the dust settled and the smoke cleared, Kornbred, who overcame
insurmountable odds of adversity, finished off Minotaur with his finishing maneuver
called the Kornholio Slam.
Both Eddie G. and Charity tried to stop the inevitable victory of Kornbred, but it was
too little too late as it was Kornbred who emerged victorious and winning and
becoming the 1st ever Ultimate Wrestling Heavyweight Champion!
(8:59)
I want to congratulate UW C.E.O. Alexander Hearse III and everybody involved with
Ultimate Wrestling for putting on one fantastic, entertaining wrestling show for me
and their fans that were in attendance!
Ultimate Wrestling has only just begun and the best from them is yet to come.....